If anyone can speak on behalf of all women and provide insight into what women want and need, it's a dude on the internet.
Twitter user @vickers_stephen went viral with his hot take about what women are missing: a beefy dude who gets the beef.
He tweeted a rundown on what is certainly his Tinder bio and captured everyone's imagination with his specifics.
"My housing is paid for. I make a good salary," he wrote. If you're not impressed yet, gird your loins because here's where things get irresistible:
I get health insurance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I’m a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree.
Beef Man is shocked that the pounds of meat have failed to attract a lady, and he insists that "women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad."