Context is for quitters.
Some of the most entertaining dialogue you can find isn't from movies or TV, but rather snippets from strangers. Eavesdropping is an art that used to entertain the masses before people had earphones and iPhones to keep them busy on the bus. Sometimes, when your ears are unoccupied, you can't help but overhear other people's conversations, and they either generate curiosity or contain waaaaay too much information.
In a thread on Reddit, accomplished eavesdroppers shared the funniest things they've ever overheard, and it'll make you want to try walking around without your AirPods in.
1. Do you want to build a snowman?
Black family in the Christmas decorations aisle:
~3 Year Old: Dad! Can we get a white man for Christmas?
Shocked Dad: What?!?
~3 Year Old: A white man! points at shelf
Shocked Dad: *looks where son is pointing and laughs* No no son, that's called a SNOW man. -sharrrper