Kids say the darnedest things, and what they do is even....darndest-er?
Twitter user @MotherOfDoggons started a viral thread asking former kids to confess the stupidest stuff they did back in their children days, and wow, it's amazing that anybody grows up to be an adult at all.
Here are the absolute funniest ones.
When I was 5 I put M&Ms in my ear so I could hear them talk like the commercials— Snowball’s Dog Dad (@DeadLiftinGamer) December 10, 2018
I thought my pet lizard smelled bad so I sprayed it with perfume... it died the next day :(— Elise 🍉 (@eliseserena) December 10, 2018
When I was like 6, I took an egg from the fridge and put it under my pillow before I fell asleep thinking it would be a baby chicken when I woke up— kayla🌙✨ (@ecstaticb00m) December 10, 2018