Crushes are easy come easy go.
Write Nicole Clark kicked off a thread about the ultimate crush "dealbreakers" when fellow writer Morgan Sung lamented the horrors of watching someone she once found attractive drink a glass of whole milk.
First of all, drinking a glass of milk? What are you, four years old? And whole milk? How much extra room do you have in your arteries?
Clark's dealbreaker moment came in high school, when a flirtatious transfer student revealed that he had a girlfriend.