People on Reddit are sharing stories of the grossest, strangest things that people they don't know decided to go up to them and say. It has some really important life lessons.
First of all, your parents were right: don't talk to strangers. And secondly: nobody wants to hear about whether or not you're ~turned on~ except your significant other. Keep it in your head... and in your pants.
I was working, doing the whole “how are you” bit to a customer.
He said, “If I was any better I’d be twins.”
Normal so far.
“And they’d be female. And hot like you.”
Sir, do you mean to tell me you’d want to bang your twin sister?