People on Reddit are sharing stories of the grossest, strangest things that people they don't know decided to go up to them and say. It has some really important life lessons.

First of all, your parents were right: don't talk to strangers. And secondly: nobody wants to hear about whether or not you're ~turned on~ except your significant other. Keep it in your head... and in your pants.

1. From wannalife:

I was working, doing the whole “how are you” bit to a customer.

He said, “If I was any better I’d be twins.”

Normal so far.

“And they’d be female. And hot like you.”

Sir, do you mean to tell me you’d want to bang your twin sister?

2. From billywilly424242:

Man in club came up to me and said, "just thought I should let you know that you have great birthing hips."

3. From rjohr1:

This old man probably 60 something told me I looked exactly like his favorite porn star.

4. From Evaura:

Oh no, when I was 13, a guy grabbed me by by the wrist and he said, 'Hey sexy, wanna come with me so I can show you something? I love bad girls like you.' I was so stupid that I was still worried about being rude and apologized to him for saying no but when he tried to fully grab my arm I just ran.

5. From cptnsaltypants:

If you ever need a place to sit my face is always available.

Barf

6. From MJHansen17:

At the local bar, there’s a little old man (like 70) who goes and gets a bouquet of roses and gives them out too all the young girls. It seems really sweet, unless you happen to hear what he’s saying. One time he told me that ‘he wonders what my p*ssy smells like’. I don’t go to that bar anymore…

7. From PhannyPaqued:

I was waiting for an Uber home from a theater in Boston after rehearsal one night. It was after 11pm. This black car that matches the make and model on the app rolls up, stops by the curb and rolls down the window. Guy inside asks if I'm waiting for Uber, I say yes and ask his name to see if it matches.

He says, "I'm Uber, get in." At this point I'm creeped out, alone on a street corner close to midnight. I refuse and he says, "I'll give you $300 if you get in this car right now, we're going to a party."

At that point I turned around and booked it back into the theater. Absolutely not getting kidnapped today folks. Check your plates before you take ya uvahs.

8. From know-one-home:

A homeless guy once told me he wanted to throw me in a bathtub full of Jell-O and make love to me.

9. From checkit21:

I had rainbow colored hair as a teenager. One time at work a 60+ year old customer said to me, “Does the carpet match the drapes? Never mind, you probably don’t have any down there.” I’ve never been so uncomfortable.

10. From Demeter116:

Said I would make a good wife for someone like him while staring at my chest. In front of his wife. I was at work and this guy later flat out asked me to marry him. I was 17 at the time I wanted to die.

11. From UnicornTurtle_:

Told me to smile more coz it makes him and his "little buddy" happy

12. From MrsJayR:

While I was cutting a man's hair at beauty school he told me to keep talking because it excites him a lot and proceeded to show me his mini-me.

13. From batcalls:

I was in Paris at a Christmas market and a guy came up to me and told me I was very beautiful. Before I could say anything back, he said, "You know, I've been following you for awhile and saw your friends walk away from you. I could kidnap you so quick, they would never see you again." Then he laughs, and my friend, who was only like eight feet away and heard this exchange, pulls my arm and we start fast-walking away. We cut down so many alleys, popped in and out of shops, and got on different trains since it was nearly impossible to know if he was still following us.

14. From f*ckit-goodluck:

Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

15. From mcwarles:

I was wearing my horse back riding clothes. He held the door for me and said "You can ride me!" when I kept walking into the store ignoring him he screamed after me "Hey B*tch! I SAID YOU COULD RIDE ME". This is why we can't have nice things people.

16. From zensrex:

"wanna smell my armpits"

16 people share the creepiest things strangers have said to them in public.