When it comes to weddings, everyone is a standup comedian.
It is traditional for members of the wedding party to toast the newlyweds with a speech, and not every best friend (or Grandpa!) knows where to draw the line between "appropriate for a family affair" and "frickin' bonkers."
People on Reddit revealed the worst lines they ever heard uttered in wedding speeches, and a word of advice for the Best Men and Maids of Honor out there: maybe don't talk about sex in front of the couple's parents and grandparents?
1. Mother knows best, dontFart_InSpaceSuit.
Mother of the groom called the wife 'Elizabeth' in her speech. Elizabeth wasn't her name. Elizabeth was the name of the groom's best friend who happened to be an attractive woman. More attractive than the wife. Elizabeth is who the mother wanted her son to marry. Elizabeth was there, too.