There are two types of people in this world: people who love carbs, and people who are dead.
Carbs are love. Carbs are life. Carbs will never leave or disappoint you. Carbs can lift you up when you're down, warm you up when you're cold, and make you feel like you have a place in this world. Who cares if your thighs get bigger and you run out of breath when you walk up stairs? That's just the carbs telling you to slow down and take it easy. "Relax," they say. "Life is good and the DMV can wait. Grab your self some garlic bread and chill."