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Ok, this isn't the time or the place to discuss my potential drinking problem, but yesterday (note how I said yesterday, not last night, hence the drinking problem comment) I decided to just polish off a bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here's what was funny, at least at the time.

Feel free to lecture me about my drinking and/or how some of these aren't funny in the comments.

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54. Naturally, I think my own Tweets are f**king hilarious when I'm drunk.