Liquor store is honest about what your mom needs on Mother's Day.

Liquor store is honest about what your mom needs on Mother's Day.
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By that logic, you should also buy her Kleenex because "you're the reason she cries." And you should get her some new office supplies because "you being unable to support yourself even though you're 27 is why she works." And, of course, you should find her a new man because, as she's told you throughout your childhood, "you're the reason Daddy ran out on us." Treat Mom right you terrible excuse for an offspring.

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