Just make sure if you give her this card you actually follow through on taking her to brunch.

You destroyed her body. Then you grew into your teens and destroyed her mind. Then you went to college and destroyed her bank account. There's no paying your mom back for all of that (especially since you're probably still borrowing from her), but these Someecards Mother's Day Gifts at least make clear you know what you put her through. We have mugs, cards, magnets, shirts, all kinds of gifts to let Mom know you inherited her twisted sense of humor. Click on any of these gifts to take a closer look, or go browse the store yourself.