What could possibly be annoying about drunk tourists, Times Square & sponsorship?

John Oliver has some very good advice for anyone looking to get out of New Year's Eve parties, which is good because the only people worth hanging out with at New Year's Eve parties are the people who do not want to be at New Year's Eve parties. If you have any kind of social anxiety, let John Oliver tell you how to say "no" without having to endure awkwardness. If you're like me, however, and are such a thorough curmudgeon that people have just stopped asking you to go to New Year's Eve parties (or any parties), you'll still enjoy hearing Oliver rail against the annual drinking event that we can all agree is usually the worst part of every year.

Sources: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver