An honest invitation to the terrible New Year's party you're going to end up at tonight.

An honest invitation to the terrible New Year's party you're going to end up at tonight.
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An honest invitation to the terrible New Year's party you're going to end up at tonight.

It's like an ad for a horror movie. Suggested tagline: On New Year's, no one can hear you scream, "I just want to go home and watch a Honeymooners marathon!"

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