Happy Friday! It's officially the weekend.
This week, we collectively mocked the Straight Pride Parade, mourned the end of Bradley Cooper's relationship, and celebrated the deliciousness that is garlic bread. Phew! It's time to kick back with a glass of iced tea - perhaps spiked with rum - and become inert. An object in motion stays in motion, and a person watching Netflix is still watching. You can stop asking, computer.
To usher in weekend complacency, I've rounded up some of the week's funniest tweets, all sourced from our planet's most precious resource: women. These ladies' hilarious takes buoyed my mid-afternoon mood and might improve yours, too. Take a look!