We've all been there: you give your number to a romantic prospect, you text for a while, and he inevitably asks for nudes. Or you DON'T text for a while and he immediately asks for nudes. Either way: I'm not about it. Most of the Internet is pornography and I'm still expected to stage a sexy photoshoot for some random, so he can later get angry when I don't f*ck him and post the nudes online as revenge? No thanks. Ok, that's a worst-case scenario, but that's where my mind automatically goes.
In honor of my opposition to nudes - or at least the uncreative way men typically request them - below are fourteen of the most hilarious possible responses to 'send nudes.' I won't lie: several of these made me LOL for real. And to make me literally LOL? Honey, you bet it's funny! Enjoy.