People share the most NSFW behavior they've witnessed at parties. You filthy animals.

People share the most NSFW behavior they've witnessed at parties. You filthy animals.
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When alcohol or drugs are involved, parties can get way out of hand–and we're talking about way more than lamps breaking or floors littered with sticky Solo cups. We're talking people with inhibitions so low that they do things like shamelessly get it on or poop their pants, right in the middle of an otherwise innocent fiesta.

A recent AskReddit thread prompted the question "What is the most NSFW thing you have witnessed at a party?" and Reddit delivered. Here are 14 of the most inappropriate things people have encountered while partying. (Seriously, this is why I never go out.)

1. digital_raihan knows something his friends don't.

Friend hired a prostitute for his bday party and she proceeded to bang any guy who wanted it. None of them even knew, they all thought she was some chick who was visiting from Georgia. They still tell the story like she wasn't a prostitute.

2. ledgersoccer09 has a different kind of dirty little secret.

At a party in a huge house on the lake that had a second living room upstairs, walking up the stairs I can hear all this commotion going on. As I enter the room there is this guy smashing a chick on the couch, doggy style, right there in front of everyone. He was getting high fives from other guys and people were just standing around watching and cheering. Well a few years later, I get married and at Thanksgiving dinner with my in-laws when my brother in-law brings his new girl friend to meet the family. You guessed it, it was her, same girl that was getting smashed on the couch. Well he ended up getting married to this girl and now every time I see them at a family get together all I can see is the image from that night at the lake.

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3. InbhirNis witnessed something similar...but worse.

I've been to a couple of parties where a few people decided it would be a good idea to throw decorum to the wind and start fucking in the back yard. Most of us gathered round to watch, but on one occasion, a few others joined in.

4. Surprisefaceclown saw something no one knew was possible.

A lady smoking a cigar with her butt.

5. Misterpizza witnessed a pee stream for the record books.

Had an outside party at an old house of mine where a rando passed out on his side in the middle of the driveway. The 8 or so friends he'd come with all let him sleep and the party continued around him. Eventually someone yells my name and points at the passed out fella who's managed to get his dick out and start peeing while still on his side. At this point everyone outside has stopped what they were doing to gasp at this turn of events. After a while he begins to slowly lean backwards and the arc of piss gradually goes higher and higher into the air. Finally he makes it all the way onto his back and the angle of his pecker is just right so that the remaining piss hits him right between the eyes. Half the party was disgusted and unimpressed, but the rest had plenty to bond over for the rest of the night.

TL;DR- Passed out dude pisses on his own face in front of an audience.

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6. Lotsarice's story is a powerful reminder of why we should hide our phones when we're wasted.

We have this monthly team party which goes after our office shifts. My super drunk colleague started sending dick picks to our team's Skype Group Conversation. All along he thought he was using the Messenger app.

7. This image will burn in I_guess_i_smoke's mind forever.

A few of us were sitting in a room smoking up when a drunk guy came running in. He looked at us, pulled his pants down and lit his pubes on fire while shouting bushfire.

8. Kyxtant and his fellow soldiers had a very close relationship.

Partying in the barracks. My room had all the beer in the fridge.
I was going down on this girl, when I felt a hand on my left shoulder. Briefly pause to look up, when my buddy says "kyxtant, you're doing a great job. I just needed to grab a beer."

I went right back to what I was doing...

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9. DaveDavidsen is here to remind us all that the movies are not real.

Watched a guy lose at beer pong and get mad enough that he turned around and punched the first thing he could land his hand on...which turned out to be a window. In the movies, if you break a window, you don't get hurt. In real life, if you slam your fist through a window, the falling glass cuts you so deep you practically amputate your own hand. There was so much blood that we thought that was what happened. We thought he sliced his hand off. One of the sober partiers rushed him to the hospital while the rest of us just left because the scene involved so much blood and gore that none of us even wanted to party anymore. He ended up ok. Has a gnarly scar for the rest of his life, but at least he didn't actually lose his hand.

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10. Warning: EthanBradberry727 witnessed someone with the nastiest fetish ever–in action.

Back in high school, friend had an open house and threw a party, uncle came to "check on us", and we found him smelling a girls vomit in the bathroom and playing with himself.... That's one fucked up fetish..

11. Sh0vels' story is why I have trust issues.

Watched a girl drink a beer bottle full of piss. My friend thought it would be hilarious to piss in a bottle and put it in the fridge. A girl who was smashed picked it out the fridge and then drank some. She shouted "THIS TASTES LIKE PISS" then proceeded to take another sip.

Never drink an open bottle of beer left in the fridge at a party people!

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12. Laufsteakmodel regrets not intervening with this one...but luckily it all worked out.

When I was still in college, I was at a sorority party with my then-girlfriend. A woman (probably a freshman) was on the floor. Ass up, pants and panties to her ankles, funnel in her ass and people were pouring shots in her asshole.

I was too high, drunk and stupid back then to realize that this could easily have killed her and I just left the room with my gf. Had this happened today, I definitely wouldve intervened, but back then I was just like "woah dude.."

She lived, so its all good.

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13. We are very sorry for Josh1685 who walked in on something one can never be prepared for.

Walked in on a girl taking a dump on a guy.

14. And finally, Dittro summed up what I have been thinking this whole time.

Am I the only one who doesn't go to parties like these? fuck

Don't worry, Dittro. I don't either.

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