A lot of people who've never watched 60 Minutes before were glued to their TV screens on Sunday night, as Anderson Cooper interviewed adult movie star Stormy Daniels. Daniels says she had an affair with Donald Trump way before he was president, and she claims to have slept with him and to have spanked him with a copy of a magazine with his own face on the cover. (*Shudder*)
The interview was, of course, very tame, and we didn't really learn much new about Daniels' interactions with Trump. So Jesse McLaren, whose Twitter bio describes him as an "internet humorist," decided to spice things up by imagining the questions Cooper really wanted to ask.
Among the jokes questions were things like, "How long did it last? How big was it? Was it good?"
While those probably were the questions on a lot of people's minds, is that information that you really want to know? Because once you learn it, you can never unlearn it. It will be forever stuck in your head, along with the lyrics to "Time of My Life." Is that really what you want? Think hard.
Trump and Daniels (whose real name is Stephanie Clifford) reportedly only had sex once, and she wasn't even attracted to him. So I think we know the answer to the question above without even asking it.