Donald Trump wants to do the impossible, apparently — he wants to both give and not give teachers guns. On Thursday, he tweeted a two-parter, in which he explained that he never said he wanted to give teachers guns, he just wanted to provide "concealed guns to adept teachers," which means, give teachers guns.
This point was not lost on Twitter.
Trump also tweeted a more detailed explanation of his proposed plan, which is to give teachers guns. But not just any teachers — "Highly trained, gun adept, teachers." You know, all those police people who gave up their careers in fighting crime and became teachers instead.
He added that if a potential "sicko shooter" knew that a school had "very weapons talented teachers" had guns, he wouldn't go to that school. Trump added that's because "cowards" won't go there. Is he saying that anyone who attempted to shoot up an armed school is brave? Is he…taunting them?
So there you have it. Trump's plan to give teachers guns while still not giving teachers guns. Understand?