What's that, vagina? Drive the car into a farmer's market? Well, OK. If you say so, vagina.

Don't text and drive. Now that that's out of the way, let's laugh at this texting and driving PSA. First of all, that's a really bright phone. We are going to go down to our cell phone provider store right now and demand to know why our screens aren't equipped with the kind of bright blue lights normally only seen in the headlights of douchey modified cars. She's also clearly stopped at a light. Actually upon closer inspection, there's an open door behind her and she might be parked. Thirdly, modern day teens don't have expressions of feeling when they text. Finally, we know she's Canadian, so let's just appreciate what looks like a big denim jacket. Don't text and drive.

Sources: Redditor 13Man