If you can't find tickets to The Avengers this weekend, try snagging a copy of this actual book. Who needs Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Hulk, and those other two nobody cares about when you have the world's original team of superheroes: The Holy Trinity. With powers like omnipotence, weather control, turning water into wine, and speaking only in red text, they joined forces to save the world back when Stan Lee was just a baby! Of course, they also plan to end the world, but that's a whole other, much more depressing, and equally ridiculous story.

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