It's terrible enough to demand that people who are already hopped up on a cacophonous jumble of horniness, curiosity, insecurity, and energy drinks keep it in their pants. Making them do homework about it is just straight-up cruel. So pardon us while we applaud this subversive young artist for rising up against his hormonal oppressors by savagely parodying their silly attempt at a sexual guilt trip. Unfortunately, his status as a redditor and obvious penchant for Internet memes seem to indicate that his virginity will be remaining intact whether he wants it to or not.

Sources: Reddit