You so don't want to be around when this Lord is risen. And no matter what he offers you, don't drink it. The stuff he turned the water into is not wine. This driver should have known this wouldn't work out. If vanity is a mortal sin, getting vanity plates is at least sin enough that God will punish you by making your car look like the grossest thing on the road since the Bangbus.

Sources: Redditor crenstro