And Jesus said "In 2000 years, you won't believe how controversial the idea that I could have
endorsed a more inclusive view of women in my flock will be."

The religious and Internet worlds were rocked today by the announcement that a document known as "The Gospel of Jesus' Wife" is probably not a forgery. The fragment of papyrus only contains a few phrases, but they are bombshells. The first line, according to Dr. King's translation, reads "My mother gave me life." Further down, there is text in which Jesus seems to be addressing his followers: "And Jesus said to them, 'My wife...She will be able to be my disciple."