The customer may not always be right, but they always have a right to leave a bad review. However, businesses also have a right to respond. And, it turns out, a lot of restaurant owners are so good at savage comebacks, they could moonlight as roast comedians. So be careful out in these Yelp streets. Even if your sub-par dining experience was a bummer, it might pale in comparison to the dragging you get online after you leave a bad review.
1.) I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose. Sincerely yours, Stan
2.) TFW your toxic ex talks trash about you.
3.) If you made it out alive, what's the problem?