Google reviews are intended as a way for people to review products, services, and businesses as a way to help other potential consumers decide where to spend their money. And while they can be a very helpful resource, the platform is often hijacked by disgruntled people who need a place to air out their petty grievances, absurd complaints or dirty laundry. Using Google reviews this way is inappropriate, bizarre, and entertaining as Hell. Never change, the internet!
Turns out, the plot doesn't end there. Rima posted this wild follow-up: