Roommate spends months hiding masturbation efforts only to create a phallic fungi time bomb.

Roommate spends months hiding masturbation efforts only to create a phallic fungi time bomb.
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Most adults these days have had a roommate, and you've probably heard some anecdotes about gross ones—but you probably haven't heard one yet about a roommate who was so shy about his self-pleasuring habits that he let a pile of used tissues grow over months and months into a self-contained mushroom forest. Well, all that is about to change thanks to an Indonesian redditor, TemiTemoy, who posted this image with the caption "Tonight I discovered these penis-shaped mushrooms that grew on my roommate's jerk off tissues." Here's what that looks like, since you're obviously curious:

Obviously, people are very excited that tissues encrusted with semen give rise to such specifically-shaped mushrooms (not that most mushrooms aren't slightly penisy)—it does have a certain poetic justice to it.

Roommate spends months hiding masturbation efforts only to create a phallic fungi time bomb.
This just feels inappropriate, even though it's technically not.

As mentioned, this image comes to the Internet from Indonesia, and TemiTemoy blames the conservative culture of that country (in part) for the disgusting situation he finds himself in now. Temi said basically the roommate never emptied out the bin in order to keep Temi from finding out the he masturbated (besides the clue of him being alive). The other part of the blame is clearly the lazy, gross roommate. Here's Temi's explanation of how this situation grew into existence:

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Roommate spends months hiding masturbation efforts only to create a phallic fungi time bomb.
Moral of the story? Never clean your roommate's side of the room.

And since you probably have more questions, he kept going:

Roommate spends months hiding masturbation efforts only to create a phallic fungi time bomb.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but at least the cat never found jizzshrooms.

Here's hoping Temi can still enjoy that fancy dinner after this.

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