Meet "Em," a college student from San Marcos, Texas.
And her roommate, Madelynn.
The duo are in their first week back at school, so naturally, they recently got super hungry. And being college students, they are both enormously lazy and extremely resourceful. So this was their food-acquiring solution:
The sign attracted the attention of some guys in the dorm below them (hmmm, I wonder why). So they responded. And then the hungriest ever meet-cute ensued:
These girls apparently only have one requirement when it comes to food: it's food (we like them already!). Here was their request:
"Anything tbh we're fat," they posted. And the guys downstairs responded: "how fat we talking?"
And then, the plot THICCENS:
"Slim thicc" they wrote. And the guys responded perfectly: "wit yo cute ass?" And then they all lived happily ever after. Not by getting married, but even better: by going viral. Em shared the photos on Twitter yesterday and they've already been retweeted over 54,000 times. THAT'S A LOT OF RETWEETS.
First of all, Em proved herself a good roommate by ensuring Madelynn gets her share of the fame:
A lot of people have questions about the signs: since clearly, they aren't very easy to read from the vantage point of inside the dorms.
STILL NO FOOD????????
Twitter can't believe they still, as of 16 hours ago, had not gotten their food:
Also, apparently, this food-loving foursome had yet to meet IRL:
Someone else is asking the hard questions:
Alright, so maybe this story is a little suspect but WHATEVS. We just hope someone tells these ladies about Seamless so they don't starve to death.