In an utterly perfect example of why drinking and emailing is a bad idea, this guy sent an email to his professor while he (the student, not the professor) was wasted off his ass, asking for an extension on a paper. It went better than I would have expected, honestly.
The drunk student wrote to his professor, basically asking for an extension on a paper. This is how he chose to phrase that request:
Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry u r bald. Lol
If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep you bangin.
Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked rn and will b sick af tomorrow.
Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again
Love u and c u Monday
Good fuckn yard
The professor was very nice about the whole thing, and even gave the student an extension. He couldn't help but fire off a few jokes at Drunky's expense, though.
Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11:59 pm. It must be submitted to turnitin.com.
Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper.
I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid enough to get hair implants.
On a side note… What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said.
All in all, it could have been a lot worse. True, a student did drunkenly email his teacher and write "love u," and he also signed that email "Good fuckn yard" but the professor seems pretty cool, overall. Just remember kids—don't drink and email. Don't drink and text or drink and call either, for that matter. If you're going to get hella drunk, just hide all your devices except the TV and maybe the microwave.