Teaching seems like a pretty cush job. You get to be inside all day, earn a pension, and shape the growing minds of tomorrow's citizens. Children are the future! But in the present-day, and in the classroom they tend to be willfully ignorant jerks trying to troll their teachers (quite successfully, we might add).
1. Do you teach that class, too?
2. The fiercest of all weapons.
3. Put your hands up.
4. Orange you glad I wrote this note?
5. The test ultimately received a Beeeeeeeeeeee.
6. TL; DR.
7. Your suspicions are true.
8. Getting into a row.
9. Judy strikes again.
10. Teacher's coffee smells funny.
12. Pure evil.
13. Canoe trip!
14. Well, maybe it was a heffalump.
15. Too much homework for Jesus.
16. Nobody hates school more than teachers.
17. A permanent solution.
18. Let the student really know what you see in store for them.