If you're an English professor, an English major, or even just an English speaker, this sign should make your blood boil. Reddit user 9on is bringing it to surprise his sister at her college graduation — because she's an English major, and he's clearly the meanest brother on the planet. We foresee this being the first instance in history of a university graduate dropping her diploma, leaping into the crowd and attacking an audience member with a red pen.

Sources: Reddit