Back when I was in school, every time somebody got caught passing notes, I wanted the teacher to do what teachers on TV did in such a situation and read the note aloud and embarrass my friend. But they never did it. They probably still won't read them out loud. Instead they just post them on the Internet and get a way larger number of people to laugh at the kid.
1. Ah, romance!
Trailer 5 is the Paris of that particular school.
2. They've got chemistry.
Go on with your science jokes, player.
3. They both have beautiful eyes.
Aw, that's sweet, like a sweet potato.
4. It's like, totally evocative, or whatever?
Her English teacher would say her writing has a strong voice.
5. Stupid autocorrect.
Lousy no-good cheap fake phone.
6. No reason.
7. Dr. Monica, Teen Urinologist
If it's the same color as the paper, you're dehydrated.
8. Cookie Monster no wear condom.
"Me not have MySpace. Only cookies."
9. Shark tale.
10. Just one more time.
Fifth period is when they'll see each other again, and it's, like, forever away.