School is back in session, and it's almost as much work for the parents as it is for the kids. Most school-aged students don't get up, dressed, and drive to school all on their own, so being late is a collaboration with the parents.

Redditor Colileoh's friend was running late to drop their kid off at school, winning the "bad parent race" that morning (the winner in the race is the person who goes the slowest), and then made it official by signing the school's late sheet.