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Redditor SgtScheisskopf wound up in the awkward position of having to email a professor to get out of class with an excuse that sounded totally fake. In fact, if it weren't for the picture, this never would have worked. But thankfully, it did, and now SgtScheisskopf has shared the bizarre email online for us all to gawk at.

The email reads:

Good afternoon Professor C…,

I know this is going to sound crazy but there is a sniper team outside of my house right now. They've been there for about 2 hours now and it's not clear whether not they will still be there by 6. I live in … off … if you'd like to check with police. In the event that there is still a SWAT operation around my house by the time I need to leave for class would you consider excusing me for the day if I send you my completed assignments?

Again, I know this is a strange situation but I'd rather not leave the house at the moment.

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And here's a closeup of the photo:

They're going to get grass stains all over their khakis!
They're going to get grass stains all over their khakis!

Professor C. quickly wrote back:

What a dedicated professor. Good luck on your final, SgtScheisskopf! And stay safe, please.