Robbie needs to see somebody immediately.

That "See Me" better be about Michelle Obama giving this kid a commendation for striking a blow against childhood obesity. We've had our share of food issues, but even we know to stop at 20 candy bars, no matter how certain we are that one more candy bar will fill the emotional hole dug by our mother's refusal to breastfeed. Here's hoping the next test includes the question, "Robbie is attending two group eating disorder counseling sessions per week at $55 per session. How much will Robbie owe after four weeks of hopefully effective treatment?"

Sources: Redditor atkid007