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Kids are tough, man. People expect you to put up with a whole lot with kids. Even new mom model Chrissy Tiegen can't even get away for a dinner without hearing about it.

One substitute teacher had a lot to say when the regular teacher left behind a sheet a paper so the substitute could fill her in on what she missed. She missed a lot.

Notice there were only three lines originally on the sheet.
Notice there were only three lines originally on the sheet.

Here's the timeline of how she describes just one day of substituting went:

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8:30am: Jackson won't stop yelling "Peanuts." Janelle has spilt her milk and fruity pebbles, everyone won't stop laughing. I can see her about to explode. I fear for the safety of these children.

9:15am: Dylan has started a dance party in the corner. At first it was just the boys. After Geneva joined it's taken over half the class.

10am: The fart noises haven't stopped for 30 minutes. It started with a real fart. I suspect Hugo.

Ugh. Poor Hugo. First that name, now this.

1pm: The decibel level has reached an unhealthy level. I've fashioned ear plugs out of broken crayons. Please let me survive this.

2pm: The end is in sight. I said the words "free time" and it was as if this room was hit by a bomb.

3pm: They're gone, finally. I spent the second half of my day drafting my letter of resignation. The name Jasmin appears no less than 8 times.

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Wait! What the hell happened with Jasmin?!?