Remember all the garbage you shoveled together in an attempt to turn in a research paper? Well someone has to read those piles of hot sewer refuse, and those people are our teachers! They read every word, and after years of teaching, they shared on Reddit 13 of the worst of the worst, best, funniest, most offensive bits writing they've ever had to mark up with red pens.

1. lacks-direction was forced to read about one student's preoccupation with "chubbies."

I once had a student who said the biggest issue facing obese (male) children is that they have small penises. Not ONE of the issues, but the BIGGEST issue. I suppose the risk of diabetes, heart disease, and the potential for issues with confidence and bullying pale in comparison to small genitalia in pre-pubescent males.