Redditor hzkanderson was allowed to choose where she sat at school, but didn't realize she was "sitting next to a crazy person until after the seating was solidified." She ended up being stuck with an epic mooch who went so far as to eat her food without asking. This, of course, would be justification for homicide, but hzkanderson had a better plan.

Ok so everyday for a few weeks, this girl I sat next to in class would always ask me for stuff. Like everyday it would be a pencil, paper, eraser, food, etc. I'm a pretty giving person, but after awhile she got the expectation that I would give her shit no matter what and she just started taking stuff without asking.