Redditor hzkanderson was allowed to choose where she sat at school, but didn't realize she was "sitting next to a crazy person until after the seating was solidified." She ended up being stuck with an epic mooch who went so far as to eat her food without asking. This, of course, would be justification for homicide, but hzkanderson had a better plan.
Ok so everyday for a few weeks, this girl I sat next to in class would always ask me for stuff. Like everyday it would be a pencil, paper, eraser, food, etc. I'm a pretty giving person, but after awhile she got the expectation that I would give her shit no matter what and she just started taking stuff without asking.
So how do you say no to someone who shouldn't have asked in the first place, without having to actually say no?
One day I brought a small tube of hand lotion, just because I recently got a new tat and would put some lotion on it throughout the day. Anyways, this girl of course sees this and immediately asks to borrow some. I have no idea why the hell she'd want lotion in the middle of a lecture, but to hell with it. I'd been tired of her freeloading off of me so I decided to get my revenge. So I told her "Of course, here", she sticks out her hand and with a smile, I give her the biggest handful of lotion. I'm talking like half the tube amount of lotion. She just gives me the biggest wtf look and I return to taking notes. Totally worth the staredown I got from her for the rest of the lecture as she tried to get rid of all the lotion.
Totally worth it. Moral of the story: even nice girls have their limits. And buy lotion in bulk.