Selling

<p>Looking for a heart-shaped chicken McNugget or a human-sized pile of melted wax? May we recommend Facebook Marketplace: where literally anything and everything can be found for sale by someone looking to make a buck or two, or $690 (for the aforementioned chicken McNugget).</p><h2>Here are 25 of the most unhinged listings ever spotted on Facebook Marketplace, proving that human beings are even weirder than we thought:</h2><p>1.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Someone on facebook is selling “spooky pies” <a href="https://t.co/3KbOvXr61Q">pic.twitter.com/3KbOvXr61Q</a></p>&mdash; Max GreenDavidCronenberg (@MaxTGreenberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaxTGreenberg/status/1049430756555202566?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 8, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>2.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">look at this highly cursed crying minion patio heater that i found on facebook marketplace <a href="https://t.co/FGNi3f5TgG">pic.twitter.com/FGNi3f5TgG</a></p>&mdash; Ellen Murray is writing a bbook 🖊️ (@ellenfromnowon) <a href="https://twitter.com/ellenfromnowon/status/1194673944860807169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>3.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/da7sa8/i_love_facebooks_marketplace/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">i love facebook’s marketplace</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/">insanepeoplefacebook</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/comments/hmznvr/no_lowballers/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">“no lowballers”</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/">WTFgaragesale</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>5.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">SIR????? <a href="https://t.co/BcEIBPX9jW">pic.twitter.com/BcEIBPX9jW</a></p>&mdash; c a i t (@kittynouveau) <a href="https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1356316935563128837?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 1, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>6.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Everyone look at this incredible Facebook marketplace side table <a href="https://t.co/jYnQGe1p0H">pic.twitter.com/jYnQGe1p0H</a></p>&mdash; america&#39;s tweetheart (@kalehummus) <a href="https://twitter.com/kalehummus/status/1292643683993559040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 10, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>7.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/inf3rr/a_facebook_marketplace_gem/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">a Facebook marketplace gem</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/">DiWHY</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/comments/fn0a5m/facebook_marketplace_is_a_gold_mine_this_lovely/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Facebook Marketplace is a gold mine. This lovely is $200.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/">WTFgaragesale</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>9.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/comments/at1ayv/found_this_on_facebook_marketplace_and_cant_stop/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Found this on facebook marketplace and cant stop thinking about it</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/">oldpeoplefacebook</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>10.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/jqzovb/thank_u_facebook_marketplace/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">thank u facebook marketplace</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>11.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/iuzchw/found_on_facebook_marketplace/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Found on facebook marketplace</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/">DiWHY</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/b2giqm/oh_facebook_marketplace_never_change/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Oh Facebook marketplace, never change!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/">Justfuckmyshitup</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>13.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Chonkers/comments/dwie1b/found_on_marketplace_in_the_facebook_lol/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Found on marketplace in the Facebook! Lol!😹</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Chonkers/">Chonkers</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>14.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/comments/ehcooo/he_haunts_you/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">He haunts you</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/">WTFgaragesale</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>15.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/93icz0/i_was_scrolling_facebook_marketplace_and_stumbled/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">I was scrolling Facebook marketplace and stumbled upon this gem.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/">quityourbullshit</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/j3lznu/from_my_local_facebook_marketplace/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">From my local Facebook marketplace</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/">ihavesex</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>17.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/iopzgs/never_change_facebook_marketplace/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Never change, Facebook Marketplace.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>18.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Always great deals on Facebook Marketplace <a href="https://t.co/6M95Wchn41">pic.twitter.com/6M95Wchn41</a></p>&mdash; Eric (@PF_Tempest) <a href="https://twitter.com/PF_Tempest/status/1355265794788229128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>19.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/comments/dpaj92/i_mean_someone_is_gonna_like_it_right/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">I mean.. someone is gonna like it, right?</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/">WTFgaragesale</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>20.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/l5ws61/plenty_of_room/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Plenty of room!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>21.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/l0l71v/i_have_no_idea_what_this_is_supposed_to_be/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">I have no idea what this is supposed to be.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>22.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/kw0iaw/this_is_how_you_treat_em_right/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">This is how you treat em right</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>23.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Someone is legit selling a cheez it for $300 on Facebook 💀💀💀💀💀💀 <a href="https://t.co/YHUu60qPqw">pic.twitter.com/YHUu60qPqw</a></p>&mdash; Valeria Mendoza (@val_eriaaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/val_eriaaa/status/1105656654366994432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>24.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/delusionalartists/comments/f0onsm/found_this_in_my_local_facebook_marketplace/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Found this in my local Facebook marketplace..</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/delusionalartists/">delusionalartists</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><p>25.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Facebook marketplace strikes again <a href="https://t.co/PYqJ1lDale">pic.twitter.com/PYqJ1lDale</a></p>&mdash; SheRatesDogs (@SheRatesDogs) <a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1197195366258491392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 of the most unhinged listings ever spotted on Facebook marketplace.

Looking for a heart-shaped chicken McNugget or a human-sized pile of melted wax? May we recommend Facebook Marketplace: where literally anything and everything can be found for sale by someone looking to make a buck or two, or $690 (for the aforementioned chicken McNugget).Here are 25 of the most unhinged listings ever spotted on Facebook Marketplace, proving that human beings are even weirder than we thought:1.)Someone on facebook is selling “spooky pies” pic.twitter.com/3KbOvXr61Q&mdash; Max GreenDavidCronenberg (@MaxTGreenberg) October 8, 2018 2.)look at this highly cursed crying minion patio heater that i found on facebook marketplace pic.twitter.com/FGNi3f5TgG&mdash; Ellen Murray is writing a bbook 🖊️ (@ellenfromnowon) November 13, 2019 3.) i love facebook’s marketplace from insanepeoplefacebook  4.) “no lowballers” from WTFgaragesale  5.)SIR????? pic.twitter.com/BcEIBPX9jW&mdash; c a i t (@kittynouveau) February 1, 2021 6.)Everyone look at this incredible Facebook marketplace side table pic.twitter.com/jYnQGe1p0H&mdash; america&#39;s tweetheart (@kalehummus) August 10, 2020 7.) a Facebook marketplace gem from DiWHY  8.) Facebook Marketplace is a gold mine. This lovely is $200. from WTFgaragesale  9.) Found this on facebook marketplace and cant stop thinking about it from oldpeoplefacebook  10.) thank u facebook marketplace from CrackheadCraigslist  11.) Found on facebook marketplace from DiWHY  12.) Oh Facebook marketplace, never change! from Justfuckmyshitup  13.) Found on marketplace in the Facebook! Lol!😹 from Chonkers  14.) He haunts you from WTFgaragesale  15.) I was scrolling Facebook marketplace and stumbled upon this gem. from quityourbullshit  16.) From my local Facebook marketplace from ihavesex  17.) Never change, Facebook Marketplace. from CrackheadCraigslist  18.)Always great deals on Facebook Marketplace pic.twitter.com/6M95Wchn41&mdash; Eric (@PF_Tempest) January 29, 2021 19.) I mean.. someone is gonna like it, right? from WTFgaragesale  20.) Plenty of room! from CrackheadCraigslist  21.) I have no idea what this is supposed to be. from CrackheadCraigslist  22.) This is how you treat em right from CrackheadCraigslist  23.)Someone is legit selling a cheez it for $300 on Facebook 💀💀💀💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/YHUu60qPqw&mdash; Valeria Mendoza (@val_eriaaa) March 13, 2019 24.) Found this in my local Facebook marketplace.. from delusionalartists  25.)Facebook marketplace strikes again pic.twitter.com/PYqJ1lDale&mdash; SheRatesDogs (@SheRatesDogs) November 20, 2019 

Looking for a heart-shaped chicken McNugget or a human-sized pile of melted wax? May we recommend Facebook Marketplace: where literally anything and everything can be found for sale by someone looking to make a buck or two, or $690 (for...