This 'do not date my daughter' bumper sticker has a twist ending. Twitter is obsessed.

This 'do not date my daughter' bumper sticker has a twist ending. Twitter is obsessed.
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You're driving down the highway, and the orange car in front of you has one of those "Don't even think about dating my daughter!" bumper stickers. You think to yourself, "Oh, one of those conservative fathers who think he owns his daughter."

But, as you're about to whiz past him on the left, something catches your eye: a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker. Hmm, something doesn't quite add up.

You tap the break so that you don't accidentally rear-end this dude, and you squint your eyes, trying to make sense of this juxtaposition. Suddenly, teeny-tiny text at the bottom of the bumper sticker emerges, exposing the orange-car driving dad for the liberal he really is:

That's right: the punchline of the "Don't even think about dating my daughter!" sticker reads "Think about dating me...her closeted gay dad!"

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Twitter user @Jonny_Wags tweeted photos of this awesome dad's bumper sticker on Thursday, and the tweet already has over 136,000 likes and hundreds of replies.

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However, the irony of publicly announcing one is closeted was lost on some Twitterers.

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Basically, if you see this car driving around Maryland, roll your window down and give the driver a big ol' thumbs up. Or, you know, ask him out.

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