I did some dumb car-related things as a teenager. I narrowly avoided causing accidents with my poor driving skills, distracted my friends driving with loud music and gossip, and overall terrorized the road. Luckily, traversing New York City doesn't require an automobile - just perseverance and lots of Purell. If all else fails, I call a Lyft.
One woman recently unfurled a tale on Twitter of adolescent car troubles that shocked and amused the masses. Take it away, Maddie!