Human beings contain multitudes. And sometimes, people who seem relatively "normal" (sane, grounded, socially integrated, functional, etc.) are harboring secrets beyond what anyone could have imagined. In fact, people who seem the most "normal" on the surface are often the ones with the deepest, darkest secrets. But we should've all learned this by now from watching True Crime shows. Basically, trust no one.
I've compiled the best/worst responses so get ready, things are about to get weird.
Never underestimate an old Russian lady:
1.) From PowerWordCoffee:
I used to help out at a nursing home. This old Russian lady would relate the same tale over and over. Her husband drank and hit her. It was sad for sure. But one day she leaned over and whispered "he was asshole drunk, so I pushed him down stairs. Dead."