I' never wish for a time machine more than right after I accidentally say something stupid or cringe. Sure, we all put our foot in our mouth sometimes. But that doesn't make it any less embarrassing when it happens.
In a popular Reddit thread, someone asked: "What is the biggest "I shouldn't have said that" moment you've ever had RIGHT AFTER you said it?"
1.) From Tubbybubby:
I was picking up my daughter from my wife who was in a meeting for work. The meeting consisted of a bunch of the managers from the local area and the district manager was doing the meeting. We both work at the same company so I know who he is and he’s a great guy that is pretty personable. On my way out of the meeting room he says to me, “See ya later, dad.”
Just out of pure instinct to say something funny, the words “That’s daddy to you” slipped out.