These days, most of us tend to wear earbuds or headphones in public so we can drown out the sounds of strangers with a Spotify playlist or true crime podcast. This is a real shame, because we're denying ourselves one of the most enjoyable experiences available to us at no-cost: eavesdropping.
So next time you're in public, do yourself a favor and take out those earbuds. You never know what weird, hilarious, or incriminating sh*t you might overhear that would give your true crime podcast a run for its money.
1.) From trumperycarc:
Overheard at my university student centre. "I've been having sex for years and not once has anyone told me I was doing it wrong."
2.) From finealley: