Before COVID, there was another pandemic plaguing humanity. The stupidity-virus. Not only is it a killer, but it's extremely embarrassing.
1.) From Bornnothing1:
Happy Holocaust. She thought it was Jewish Christmas.
2.) From SlawStudent:
"How aren't there more twins? Do pregnant women just stop banging?"
3.) From EverElusiveKudo:
Someone who will remain unidentified said that I didn't really give birth to my firstborn because c sections don't count, they're the easy way out.
It was an emergency c section because the umbilical cord was getting compressed with every push, after a 56 hour labour with inducing and back labour. 12 years later, the scar still aches if I exercise and my menstrual cramps focus along the scar line. Right. The easy way.