Let's hope this isn't viral marketing for "Terminator Genisys" (in theaters July 1st!).
"How do you say 'get off my lawn' in binary?" (screenshot via NBC)
A 70-year-old woman recently fired at a police robot during a 22-hour standoff between herself and the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. The Sheriff's Department was investigating a medical emergency when they decided the best way to contact someone born before the transistor was invented was to send a fucking robot to knock on her door.
The septuagenarian was eventually taken into custody peaceably, presumably by a human. Personally, I applaud this woman for standing her ground against the burgeoning threat of SkyNet. Let's not forget, "robots are everywhere and they eat old people's medicine for fuel":