This is only the beginning of the post. Try not to fall in love with her for this, you creep.
(via Pimp Under The Mountain)

Listen up, mouth-breathers. Today we're going to tell you the story of a woman named Kitty who works at Hot Topic, who was forced to deal with a plague of the Internet age: creepy fedora-wearing guys with no social skills and even less of a clue about what women are (i.e. people). They often complain about women "friend-zoning" them, when in fact they are the ones who won't imagine women as anything but their sexual partners (a.k.a. "girlfriend-zoning").

Sources: Pimp Under The Mountain - a.k.a. Kitty | Daily Dot