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We know you're excited, Tim.
We know you're excited, Tim.

Apple just concluded its epic 2-hour event, and a lot of new products were announced. By law, you'll have to buy them all, so we took notes on the entire thing. If you just want the highlights, we've bolded the most important updates. But that's just for casual Apple fans (losers).

1:03 – Tim Cook takes the stage in a button-down shirt. When will he be confident enough to don Jobs's turtleneck?

Sources: Apple