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If this doesn't make you daydream about running around the room with your arms outstretched while making explosion sounds, your inner child is dead.


This is how I secretly hope all patent applications look. (via PatentYogi)

"Nuh-uh," one 7-year-old will say to another in the not-so-distant future, "Jets are faster than helicopters."
"Oh yeah?" the other one will reply, knowing they've lured their dimwitted prey into an intellectual bear trap, "What about LASER-NUKE JETS??"
"Oooooohhhh," the assembled classmates watching the duel will say in awe. How could they have forgotten about laser nuke jets? Laser nuke jets are the coolest!

Of course, in this not-too-distant future, it will be hard to imagine that Boeing only filed the patent for laser nuke jets in 2015. How do they work? Well, it's frighteningly simple. Simple enough to explain using my keyboard.

Sources: PatentYogi