Bratty kids who got totally owned by their parents on Facebook.

Bratty kids who got totally owned by their parents on Facebook.
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That should cover you for the week, Mom & Dad. (Via)

We complain about the parents posting their pics of their kids all the time, but one day those same parents will serve an important role. When those kids grow up and stop being adorable, we need their parents to smack them down when they start smearing their bratty, self-obsessed crap all over our feeds. Here are some moms and dads who are making Facebook a better, and more entertaining place for the rest of us.

 

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Any kid using words like "seshing" unironically is in need of some strict parenting. (Via)

 

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A good parent builds confidence by constantly insulting a child's genitals. (Via)

 

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Sophie's mum has a heavy finger sitting on Sophie's "unfriend" button. (Via)

 

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Peace out to you too, mom. Peace out to you too. (Via)
 

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Please mother, think of more. We're all behind you on this. (Via)

 

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But Moooom, you know Thursday's the day I drink real cheap! (Via)

 

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Mom's not giving out any "Participation" trophies. It's kill or be unloved. (Via)

 

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And sometimes it's the kids' friends who end up getting owned. (Via)

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Where schools fail, Dad succeeds...in public humiliation. (Via)

 

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This is like the opposite of a Wanted poster. (Via)

 

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How has Dad not gone from "in a relationship" to "single" all these years? (Via)

 

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Not that clean! (Via)

 

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The Internet closed the generation gap far too quickly. (Via)

 

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Jesus was the Carpenter. One of the apostles maybe?(Via)

 

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The best career motivator is to never get torn a new one by your mom again.(Via)

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Being a mom doesn't make you blind to when someone throws you a softball. (Via)

 

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Dad just can't let the baby fly the nest. (Via)

 

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She's been getting a vibe off you. She needed to draw the boundaries. (Via)

 

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Stop acting shocked. Alcohol is responsible for nearly all human life on this planet. (Via)

 

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Don't interrupt your kid. He's clearly high as a kite. (Via)

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Don't dare her, Mom. And don't look at her Snapchats, either. (Via)

 

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There should be a law against parents using words like "fap." (Via)

 

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You really want him crying all over the power tools? They'll rust! (Via)

 

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Honesty is a virtue in that household. (Via)

 

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She just knows that the Internet has eaten into a lot of the profits. (Via)

 

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Change "feeling loved" to "feeling hassled."(User Submission)

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This is one easily frightened thug. (via)

 

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Nice bedtime story dad. (via)

 

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Dad has regrets. Well, one regret. (Via)

 

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The drugs impaired his ability to understand how social networking works. (Via)

 

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There'd be fewer pimp daddies with more anti-pimp mommies like this one. (Via)

 

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Mom's got that shit on lock-down. (Via)

 

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It's called "I Empty The Dishwasher And Cat Box Every Night
Since You Broke Up With Me." Get it right, Dad.
(Via)

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Kids today. Always trying to look like they lifted themselves up by their own bootstraps. (Via)

 

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Sam likes what he likes. Let love flourish! (Via)

 

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The fame went to his head. (Via)

 

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And he remembers it fondly, apparently. (Via)

 

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You are your father's son, even in ways you wish you never knew. (Via)

 

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Then run your left hand under water because you just got burned. (Via)

 

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Thanksgiving is hell when a liberal teen is in the house. (Via)

 

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His Facebook life then? (Via)

 

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When you and your mom compete over meth consumption, time to leave Facebook. (Via)

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