18 people who still don't know that Facebook isn't Google.

18 people who still don't know that Facebook isn't Google.
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Google is so embedded in our culture that if you want to search for something online, you say you need to "Google it" (or "Bing it," if you're 70).

Facebook has also been widely adopted, but there are still quite a few people out there who think you can use Facebook, or Google's Facebook page, as a search engine. Tap or click images to enlarge.

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This is the first time this has happened to him, he swears.

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See, now WE have to actually Google this and it's probably gonna be gross.

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Soy.

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The one person who couldn't find cat videos on the Internet.

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Maybe he was just trying to share a cool new jazz website with his ungrateful friends, HALEY.

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It's a little late for that.

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You're not gonna need to worry about that, dude.
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But once Google is downloaded, you can search offline.

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Define "unusual."

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Taco Bell is the Alta Vista of fast food.
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See item #11.

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When you find some, they'd like to you to point them in that direction.

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Some things are too dark for even Google to know.
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That would be a store. A store has those things.

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Try Googling "Google."
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Keep trying, you'll get there eventually.
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