The autocorrect on Barack's phone kept changing "At inauguration" to "Beyonce looks hot."
Presidential inaugurations are long and boring to ensure that we don't notice all the references to keeping the people down. The Obamas can hardly be expected to sit quietly and pay attention. But we have to wonder: who was the First Family texting with yesterday? Wasn’t everyone they know, like, there? We can only assume the President is sending one last cruel “What are you up to?” text to Mitt Romney. Malia and Sasha are probably telling their politically oblivious friends “OMG turn on ur tv right now.” And Michelle Obama is undoubtedly dealing with the media backlash to her shocking new bangs. As for Biden, he’s probably just trying to look cool.